Well, put it away....

I was looking for Carter, and couldn't find him. I called his name. He replies: I'm in my room, but you can't come in because I'm naked. I have my penis out. Nobody else is here, so I can have my penis out." He was trying to dress up in his costumes, and we have a very strict Keep-Your-Clothes-On-When-You-Wear-Costumes rule in our house, so we aren't getting naked in front of our friends. Well, someone understood the meaning behind the rule...

Beckett fell asleep in the car and Carter starts to sing very loudly. Before I could ask him to be quiet, he stops singing and says "My quiet voice ran away. I don't know where it went. So, I don't know how to be quiet, since it ran away. So, I just have to sing really loud."

Funny kid.